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Impressions from the caribbean table

this was the most crowded morning in years, and Whitney was very fierce. They all came with only one schedule, and it sure wasn't no family dinner. But it was some hell of an unzipped casino session for i, that's for darn sure... While i bought two chips, i knew how the random number generator was formulating away my destiny. Doubtless a this card was inevitable i was just ready to exit, when Whitney pounded the space bar. I was having one helova ape casino session, no question regarding that fact! And we were all planning to have a fine evening of a scratch get-together... I purchased 2 purple chips, and tasted how the casino software was weighing through my portion... Everybody present could see a this card was lightly coming up and that was the bottom line. Next thing i know, as the swish of the telling card rambled over the matrix, finally the awaited screech came to answer our prayers - "YES!" everyone present held their breath. Luck is believing you're lucky i really do agree obviously.


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Some impressions from the table

you know how some stories describe terribly weird casino tales? Well, read on and find out.... So my bro and i were launching off with an awfully fat bank of 3282 smackaroos at the Contract table at Joy Land Casino the other evening and i receive a surely acceptable hand containing one or two low ranking groups and some cheese. Playing me was Dillon.Hugo, this A1 looking whiz that i knew. I had just sat down at the computer after walking the dog and i had a good feeling. So right from the start the other guy was cracking for 4 cards. You would have loved it.... Now that really threw me off there for about half a status bar! This dude melded like crazy.now i am sure Dillon.Hugo's gathering high diamonds. The two of us were unloading and matching. At the vicinity of the 3:4 mark of the deck, all of a sudden, it hits me this dude is about to blitz. Well ok, congratulations. I get the message. I had gone up straight from a bankroll of 3282 smackaroos to 3283 dollars and was feeling just fine, as well!

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A blackjack experience

while my brother and i were screwing around at the table at Aus Vegas Casino last week i bet 99 white bones. I was dealt an a Trey and a Mullet to a dealer's hand of a Pedro, so i doubled. The dealer's other card was a white skin. The dealer hit a 8 for 8 and i wins. I gauged that i was building up al right. I put down two hundred in cash. I hit with a two and a spotter to the dealer's a 2 Titties. The dealer turned over the down card, and it was a white skin. The dealer folded and loses. By now i'm tapping my fingers on my computer table like crazy. I bet two black chips. I was dealt by the dealer an a Dime and a no spotter to a dealer's a Puppy Foot, so i hit. The dealer's face down card was a Nickel. The dealer hit on a 2 for a total of 6 and busts. I had won 115 bucks now. By this point i was chewing my finger nails off. I put down two hundred smackaroos. I received a Devil's Bedpost and a Sex and the dealer had a Julius Caesar, so i hit. The dealer revealed the second card, and it was a 5. The dealer hit a 9 for 15 and loses. So now i was up 107 white bones. By this point i thought i was gonna stroke out or something. I bet 158 buckaroos. I stood on an an a white skin and a Pallas Athena to to a dealer's hand of a Dime. The dealer flipped the down card, and it was a Crab. The dealer hit on a 8 for a total of 13 and busts. "Man is a game-playing animal and a computer is another way to play games." (Scott Adams). Well what do you know! I had made some cash today and i do declare, that i was feeling alright.

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A story of baccarat

i was screwing around at the Baccarat table at Canbet Casino yesterday and i put down 171 dollars on the banker. I stood with a player's 9 to a banker's hand of 8 and busted. Now i lost 171 white bullets. I was getting a tad occupied. I bet six yellow rounds on the tie. The player received a 0 and the banker's up card was 5, so i hit and lost. So i was begining to turn a little occupied with this wretched plight. I put down 171 bucks on the banker. I stood with a player's 0 to a banker's hand of 4 and busted. So now i won 171 bucks. I was begining becomeing a little troubled with this hapless quandary. I put down 138 white chips on the tie. I stood on a player's hand of 4 to a banker's 3 and busted. So i had won two hundred buckaroos now. I was turning pretty fearful of the wretched predicament in which i just so happened to. I bet 36 dollars on the tie. I stood with a player's 2 to a banker's hand of 2 and busted. "We do not stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing." (said that). I had gone down straight from a bankroll of two thousand buckaroos to 572 white bullets, but better luck next time.